Sorry, but I need to vent...

Everyone knows that I am living in a very small room. There's room for a bed, small table, dresser, wardrobe, sink and me. All I have to do is turn around in my room to get something from any of those above mentioned items. So how does one lose something in a such a room as described? Items that have been lost to the room: 1 scarf from Spain given to me by Dayna & Karen for my birthday. 1 nylon bag that fits into a smaller pouch (for easy stow away) which is used to carry items home from a store. I don't leave my door unlocked, I don't let anyone borrow anything, things don't just sprout legs and... @#$^%&^$%$#?$@$#@$%&? Great, want to know what just happened? My phone alarm clock went off and I went to shut it off by standing up and tripping over my chair and falling onto my once broken wrist! Boy, this is the best day ever... Can things get better? I mean, I'm flying to Paris early tomorrow morning, perhaps I will miss the plane or, I know, maybe the plane will..... Ok, ok. Days such as this I sit here and wonder if this is on purpose, someone playing a really unfunny joke on me? Can the hell be over now, please?
I will post when I get back from my trip to Paris... I'm sure it's going to be packed full of wonderful things that will happen to me.